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epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

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catswithbenefits:

i want to be a bee so i can fly near stupid people and make them 

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the-absolute-best-posts:

michelleev:

gUYS REMEMBER WHEN ZACK AND CODY WENT TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE AND ESTEBAN WAS THE SASSY ESTEBANITA 

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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braddolfpittler:

vanillish:

someone asked for rebloggable version

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scene-killer:

this really is what adulthood is like

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ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

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the-rapture:

Spencer was the only reason why that show was bearable 

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adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

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